Noon, FSNE
If nothing else, here’s another chance to watch that hilarious street brawl where Holmes pulls the “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka maneuver onto the late Trevor Berbick’s head.
Classic College Football: Penn State vs. Miami, 1987
2 p.m., ESPN Classic
Vinny Testaverde was just getting started throwing interceptions. Joe Paterno was already federal retirement age.
NBA Finals Films: Pistons vs. Lakers, 1989
3 p.m., ESPN
Why can’t they ever show the vintage 1970s stuff with the afros, mullets and “Midnight Express” theme music?
MLB: Red Sox at Blue Jays
7 p.m., NESN
They’re in Canada. Maybe Dice-K will get confused, think it’s the World Baseball Classic and turn things around.
MLB: Rangers at Yankees
7 p.m., ESPN
Tune in and find out what geriatric ode to desperation shows up in the owner’s box tonight.
NBA: Warriors at Jazz, Game 2
9 p.m., TNT
Utah moves another step closer to the Finals, putting John Amaechi in the awkward position of rooting for Jerry Sloan so he can sell more books.
Boxing: Adrian Diaconu vs. Rico Hoye
9 p.m., ESPN2
Rather than crack the obvious joke about Rocky’s deceased wife or Spanglish rap one-hit wonders, I’ll simply give thanks that this fight won’t cost me $54.95.
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