Eternal loyalty

Convicted killer Robert Charles Comer was executed in California Tuesday. His last words? “Go Raiders.” Do I really need to add a punchline?

New look

The Cowboys were selected to host the 2011 Super Bowl in their new $1 billion stadium in Arlington. I don’t know what the world will be more astonished by come Feb. 2011, the sight of the new 100,000-seat facility or the results of Jerry Jones’ seventh face lift.

Just filling their obnoxious wide receiver quota

Keyshawn Johnson announced his retirement and will join ESPN as an NFL analyst. He’s also coming out with a sequel to his first autobiography, which will be called “Just Give Me the Damn the Damn Cue.”

Ticket to ride – in a paddy wagon

Greek police arrested 65 people for possessing or selling forged tickets for the Champions League final in Athens between AC Milan and Liverpool. What gave the fake tickets away was they didn’t have a disclaimer that read “This ticket entitles the holder to throw one cherry bomb at the opposing team’s goalie.”

After reviewing the play…

Wimbledon will give players three chances per set to challenge line calls using video technology at this year’s tournament — one more than the U.S. and Australian Opens. Not wanting to be one-upped, U.S. Open officials announced they have hired Walt Coleman as their replay official.