Golf: Senior PGA Championship, 1 p.m., USA

This is being held at the Ocean Course on Kiawah Island, S.C., which was the scene of the dramatic 1991 Ryder Cup – you know, back when the US used to win the Ryder Cup.

Bull Riding: PRCA Xtreme Bulls Tour, 2p.m., ESPN2

What’s an “Xtreme” bull? Wait, wait. On second thought, I don’t want to know.

MLS: Chicago Fire at Red Bull New York, 7 p.m., ESPN2

I’d need about six Red Bulls, or six seconds on an “Xtreme” bull, to stay awake through this.

MLB: Mets at Braves, 7:30 p.m., TBS

Watching the Braves just hasn’t been the same since Leo Mazzone left and took his Rain Man act with him.

NBA: Cavaliers at Pistons, Game 2, 8 p.m., TNT

The Pistons won Game 1 with a stout defense and… aw, screw it. I’m so bitter at David Stern and the NBA right now I hope another brawl breaks out in the Palace tonight.