Let’s welcome back a Rocket AND a Gerbil

Roger Clemens is expected to get another start in the minors before rejoining the Yankees. This sets up a possible return in Boston next week. Is Don Zimmer on a minor league rehab assignment, too? Because that would probably be the only thing that could turn Fenway into a bigger zoo that night.

Too racy

GoDaddy.com has pulled an ad it planned to run during the Indianapolis 500 featuring Danica Patrick and a Playboy model. The commercial was pulled because it was rejected by Patrick’s race team for being too suggestive. Before I read that explanation, I was hoping they decided to pull it for the most obvious reason — because she hasn’t won anything and she’s already overexposed.