8:30 a.m., Versus

Why is this event not on ESPN2? Mike and Mike in the Morning is like watching cycling, the way they go around and around and around…

CFL Football: Calgary at Toronto

1 p.m., NESN

Ah, the CFL, the only league that will take Ricky Williams.

Women’s softball: U.S. vs. Canada

3 p.m., ESPN2

Canadians may have a chance if this was played on ice and they had sticks.

Soccer: Manchester City at West Ham

3 p.m., FSC

It would be awesome to have this quality of soccer in the United States.

MLB: Royals at Red Sox

7 p.m., NESN

Royals beat up on the Sox in the season opener. The teams have gone in opposite directions since.

MLB: Giants at Cubs

7 p.m., ESPN

Memo to ESPN: This match-up was only interesting when Dusty Baker was coaching in Chicago. And Bonds will not hit No. 756 on the road!

Soccer: New York at New England

8 p.m., FSC

Will the Spice Girls open up before every MLS game? Or just for the Galaxy?