MLS: Real Salt Lake at New York

3 p.m., Fox Soccer Channel

Give us anything but the fake Salt Lake, please.

College Football: Baylor at Texas A&M

4 p.m., Versus

Because it killed you to miss this one on Saturday.

Xtreme Paintball: Life Beyond the Paint

4:30 p.m., FSNE

Because it killed you not knowing what professional paintball players do in their spare time.

Baseball 2007: A Year of Milestones

7 p.m., ESPN

They must be talking about Doug Mirabelli’s 200th RBI.

College Football: Marshall at Memphis

8 p.m., ESPN2

Live, Tuesday night football. But we can’t have a playoff system, because it will keep the kids away from class.

Impossible to Forget: Summer of ’67

8 p.m., NESN

For those of us who weren’t around to live and die with the Red Sox yet, this should be required viewing.

NASCAR in Primetime

10 p.m., ESPN Classic

One of those voyeur type shows to reinforce the reality that even the journeyman ranked 46th in NASCAR Nextel Cup points is filthy rich and we’re not.