5. Idaho – If you wagered based on the relative strength of a school’s nickname, this team (Vandals) would burn you every week.

4. Rice – Owls are good at baseball. And they blame their rugged academic standards for being miserable at most everything else.

3. SMU – Fired their coach with four games remaining in the season and he’s sticking around to play out the string. What a guy.

1. (tie) Utah State and Florida International – The only two Bowl Subdivision teams without a win, and I’m not getting paid nearly enough to figure out who’s worse.