College field hockey: ACC championship

2 p.m., NESN

North Carolina won. Sorry to spoil it.

UEFA Champions League Soccer: Dynamo Kyiv at Manchester United

2:30 p.m., ESPN2

Wayne Rooney has been managing Man. U for 21 years, has nine Premier League titles, five FA Cups and a European Champions League, and, according to the AP, “remains largely hostile toward the media, refuses to talk to the BBC and has little or no contact with Arsenal’s Arsene Wenger whenever their teams meet.” It’s like he’s Bill Belichick’s Scottish big brother.

NBA: Nuggets at Celtics

7 p.m., CSN

Another Denver team to bludgeon. It’s good to be a Boston sports fan.

NBA: Heat at Spurs

8 p.m., ESPN

Shaquille O’Neal reportedly is so immobile this year he looks like former statue, and former Spur, Artis Gilmore. If this is true, Tim Duncan will expose him in a very bad way this evening.

College football: Ohio at Akron

8 p.m., ESPN2

The only two teams that haven’t been ranked No. 2 this year.

Sports Unfiltered with Dennis Miller

8 p.m., Versus

Curt Schilling and Al Michaels are Dennis’ “Unfiltered” guests. Is Versus one of those networks that allows swearing?

NBA: Cavaliers at Jazz

10:30 p.m., ESPN

The more the Cavaliers play this year, the more mysterious last year’s run to the Finals becomes. Seriously, was the East really that weak?