Why scoot alone when you can join 200 of your closest friends? A few upcoming scooter rallies, across the country:



What: Zombie Ride 2009

Host: Mass Conn Fusion Scooter Club

When: July 18-19, Hartford, Conn.

Part we couldn’t make up: “That’s right, you’ve seen walks in other towns before, but now Zombies will attack Hartford, on scooters.”

FMI: massconnfusionsc.org

What: A Fist Full of Sins ride

Host: A Fist Full of Sins

When: June 6, Los Angeles

Part we couldn’t make up: The theme ride hits most of the seven sins in one long day, including wrath (shooting range visit) and lust (Jumbo’s Clown Room. Um, we’re not asking.)

FMI: fistfullofsins.com

What: Boston Stranglers camp and ride

Host: Boston Stranglers Scooter Club

When: June 12-14, Saugus, Mass.

Part we couldn’t make up: “Come join us for a weekend of scooter rides, campfires and jackassery!”

FMI: bostonstranglers.com

What: Dead Elvis 3: Labor of Lust

Host: Memphis Kings Scooter Club

When: Sept. 11-13, Memphis, Tenn.

Part we couldn’t make up: “If you’ve never been to Memphis, never felt Elvis in your soul or thought MG’s were British cars and not the other two-thirds of Booker T, you need an injection of Memphis.”

FMI: mkscooterclub.informe.com

Full rally list at scoot.net/calendar/