We don’t care about your Capital One card. But we do have other unnatural interests in your purse. Like:

What’s the weirdest thing you carry in there?

What’s the oldest?

Ever had a food/drink mishap in there?

What’s the biggest purse you’ve ever had?

Ever successfully downsize, and does the Devil now own your soul?

So purse challenged you have to carry a baby purse inside your bigger purse?

Ever carry clothes in there?

Pets?

Fess up for a story staff writer Mark LaFlamme is researching. If you can find your cell phone in there, call him and leave a message at 689-2876 or email him at [email protected].