(Sung to the tune of “Jolene,” by Dolly Parton)

Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine
I’m begging to be part of your next plan
Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine
Please come to me whichever way you can

Just pick a town and I’ll be there
I’m ready to drive anywhere
Up to Fort Kent and all points in between

Been waiting for you since last spring
Don’t even care how much you sting
I’ll get in line right now for you, vaccine

I dream about you in my sleep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From begging to get called for you, vaccine

And I can easily understand
How scheduling gets so out of hand
But any day is good for me, vaccine

Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine
Each day I pray and check the CDC
Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine
For the green light from good ole Doc Fauci

Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine
You’re my best shot, I truly do believe
Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine
Up here in Rangeley rollin’ up my sleeve

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