NEW YORK – Garfield, perhaps the world’s best-known toon tabby, stars on the big screen this summer in the litter box-buster “Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.”
But, watch out, there’s some fresh competition for the affections of cat fanciers. It is a tale of 10 kitties: Jo from St. Louis, Ellis from Portland, Belle from Philadelphia, Molly from Houston, Bambi from New York, Sam from Dallas, Opry from Nashville, Romeo from Los Angeles, Cisco from Miami and Zen from Chicago. Drawn from animal shelters around the country, these homeless cats are scratching out their three minutes of feline fame this summer on cable television’s Animal Planet channel as “cat-estants” in what is being billed as the first “cat reality show.”
Yes, “cat reality.” With human contestants wolfing down bugs, submitting to liposuction and generally humiliating themselves before millions of viewers every week, some people already think so-called reality TV has gone to the dogs. So, why not the cats?
Called “The Meow Mix House,” based on the lavishly decorated, glass-walled “house” the producers created in a Madison Avenue storefront here, the show presents cats entering – or sometimes refusing to enter – competitions in such pursuits as climbing, purring and catching toy mice. Each week, a la “Survivor,” judges will boot one puss off the show. When Belle from Philadelphia declined to climb, she became the first kitty casualty.
In the final episode, to be shown Aug. 18, the last cat left meowing will be named Feline Vice President of Research and Development for the Meow Mix Co., the pet-foodmaker sponsoring the show. His or her duties will include taste testing. A second winner, which also will receive a yet-to-be decided executive title at Meow Mix, will be determined by viewers’ online voting at www.meowmixhouse.com.
In truth, the “show,” which appears Friday nights for three minutes in the 9 p.m. EDT hour of Animal Planet, amounts to a clever commercial for Meow Mix. But, it is a commercial with compassion. There are no losers: All the cats are guaranteed a home and a year’s supply of, what else, Meow Mix. And, cat adoption is stressed in every episode.
Although only three segments have aired so far, the show played to packed windows on Madison Avenue, where the cats took up residence June 13-23 with Webcams following their every paw lick, hiss and hairball.
“It’s fantastic. It’s just so nice to be able to see cats having a good time,” said Renee Gaslow, a Manhattan gemologist, peering into the house recently.
“And they get along. That’s what I’m amazed at,” she said, turning away just as Molly, a gray and white kitten, took a claws-out swipe at 5-year-old Cisco.
Meanwhile, Bambi, the calico New Yorker, slept through that and everything else – as she did for most of 10 days, according to her keepers – nestled among the pink satin boudoir pillows piled on the living room’s leopard print sofa. Nearby, Zen, a fluffy, white 1-year-old from Chicago, sprawled sleepily on an abstract orange print rug, just beside a plump, upholstered ottoman. Despite all the fabulous fabrics used in the decor, furniture shredding by the residents appeared minimal.
During daylight hours, the Meow Mix House cats mostly dozed. The ASPCA representatives present 24 hours a day looked like they could use a catnap themselves. Nonetheless, they filed daily reports on their charges, checking for such things as coughing, sneezing, runny noses, ear infections, mites, scabs, urinary-tract problems and any observed behavioral or emotional changes.
In terms of the house, Meow Mix did not skimp on interior design – or Meow Mix. At the entrance was a patio with a bistro table and chair set and snack bowls filled with – Meow Mix. In the “back yard,” wicker chairs cozied up to a cocktail table laden with nut dishes filled with – Meow Mix. And, the bright, jonquil yellow cabinets in the kitchen were packed with – you guessed it.
Attorney Richard Kaplan said he often stopped and watched the cats. But, he said, “I never actually see them eating.”
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