NFL: Packers at Giants

1 p.m., FOX

Jared Lorenzen probably outweighs Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila. Not that it’ll help.

NFL: Colts at Titans

1 p.m., Channel 13

Isn’t this the game in the DirecTV commercial where Indy is up 35-3 in the third quarter? Do you think somebody from Tennessee might have noticed?

Golf: Tour Championship

1:30 p.m., Channel 6

Another one of those “fifth major” tournaments. I think we’re up to a dozen now.

NASCAR: Sylvania 300

2 p.m., Channel 8

Just about everyone in the Chase is strong at Loudon.

NFL: Jets at Ravens

4:15 p.m., Channel 13

I’ve got a hand signal for you, Eric Mangini.

WNBA: Finals, Game 5

5 p.m., ESPN2

Because I’m obligated to mention it.

MLB: Yankees at Red Sox

8 p.m., ESPN

Sorry, but Friday and Saturday will determine whether to watch this during football commercials or not at all.

NFL: Chargers at Patriots

8:15 p.m., Channel 6

Possibly the biggest regular-season football game ever. And I’m not kidding.