Bag Lady tally: Shirts 1, Pants 0

Tanks, tees and Zoom-worthy tops for fall. When the outside world is only seeing you from your elbow up, we won't sweat the rest.

And more awards go to. . . .

Shopping Siren bestows her own Julie Awards. Because sometimes you just have to be thankful for ice cream and photogenic moose.

He blinded us with science

Bliss Thru Shopping: And the award goes to . . .

Bliss Thru Shopping introduces the Julie Awards, recognizing greatness in cat boxes, vacuum-sealed meat and Uranus jokes. Anything to get by, people, anything to get by.

Are my cats teleporting and other pressing pandemic questions

No, really. We're actually pretty convinced they're teleporting. And maybe also . . . psychic? Hey, it's been a long pandemic.

Bliss Thru Shopping: Dad’s the word

The pandemic will make Father's Day more challenging, but he's worth it.

Walk in the woods? Bear in mind these ursine social distancing products

Now let's go outside without being eaten.

Hey Mom, this beet’s for you.

From hoodies to hammocks to horseradish, Mother's Day ideas for moms, fabulous mother figures and wives. Forget this one and she may never forgive you.

The official Bliss Thru Shopping pandemic survival guide

Our go-to treats. Our favorite pandemic hacks. Trying to talk ourselves into using handkerchiefs . . . Once again, it's been a week.

Curbside pickup is the way to go

If you need it, you can probably get it curbside.