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PublishedApril 16, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Sweet words from secret squirrel sources
If a police beat reporter doesn't have a good fleet of secret squirrel sources, he is stuck day after day waiting for the OFFICIAL WORD to come down from city hall, the police department or some political mouthpiece.
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PublishedApril 14, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: I think I might have been raptured, but in the wrong direction
Talk of the Town: Don't bother me, can't you see I'm planning for my next TOTALITY!
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PublishedApril 9, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Turns out the eclipse WAS pretty awesome
Street Talk: For a long moment, it felt as though the world had taken a brief timeout so that its complex human inhabitants could take a moment to reflect upon their existence.
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PublishedApril 7, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Pestilence, toilet tech and rotting boots: Your guide to the End of Days
Talk of the Town: Please donate to my political action committee in support of my candidate, Cocky Cockroach.
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PublishedMarch 24, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: How many Mark LaFlammes does it take to write a column?
Talk of the Town: No joke. There's another writer by the same name who probably will change it when he reads this column.
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PublishedMarch 19, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Forever in search of the perfect sleep concoction
Street Talk: When you have trouble accessing sleep on the reg, you end up searching endlessly for the perfect panacea that you remain convinced is out there.
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PublishedMarch 17, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Royal mysteries and Twin Cities plumbing secrets revealed
Talk of the town: 'Holy __, what if __ is even better than __?! I may not have to move to __ after all!'
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PublishedMarch 12, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: A death-faking beetle and other oddities borne of pure desperation
Street Talk: Why spend precious minutes writing a column when I can have unsuspecting fools on Facebook write one for me?
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PublishedMarch 10, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: More like Super Poosday, am I right?
Talk of the Town: Achtung! All Christophs, Klauses and Gunters may want to avoid Harris Road for the next few weeks.
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PublishedMarch 5, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Alleged reporter misses his notebook
Ubiquitous, convenient and unavoidable technology turned my floppy, faithful notebook into an archaic relic good for little more than starting fires or swatting flies.
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