Tom Glavine of the Mets out-dueled the Phillies’ Jamie Moyer on Thursday. Hmm, how come that rolling billboard in front of the backstop kept showing ads for Viagra, Geritol, Metamucil and MetLife?

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Heather Locklear and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora are officially divorced. Aw, say it ain’t so. Next thing you’ll tell me is that Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra aren’t gonna make it.