MLB: Red Sox at Blue Jays 7 p.m., NESN

Weren’t the Red Sox just in Canada? Bud Selig must have hired a bunch of second graders to come up with this year’s schedule.

American Gladiators 7 p.m., ESPN Classic

Watch roided-up wanna-bes do battle with average Joes using giant Q-tips.

NBA: Nets at Cavaliers, Game 2 8 p.m., TNT

How come the national media whines so much about having to spend a week at Super Bowls in Jacksonville and Detroit and yet there’s not a peep about having to spend two weeks covering an NBA series in New Jersey and Cleveland?

Pro Arm Wrestling Championships 8 p.m., ESPN2

ESPN dropped hockey for this?

NBA: Spurs at Suns, Game 2 10:30 p.m., TNT

Every time I consider buying my first high-def television, I’ll think of ABC’s close-ups of Steve Nash’s bloody nose in Game 1.