Curb your enthusiasm
Toronto FC is warning its fans to settle down after they littered the field with seat cushions and a few of them rushed the pitch during Saturday’s 3-1 win over the Chicago Fire. If anybody deserves to be chastised, it’s Toronto FC for giving projectiles away to soccer fans.

Hypocrisy in media, Example No. 744,671
The amount of whining going on in the media about the suspensions handed down to Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw being unfair is laughable. The other 364 days of the year, they (OK, we) go on sanctimonious rants about how athletes need to know the rules and how to conduct themselves and have to be held accountable when they overstep those boundaries. Now, the NBA should make an exception because the Suns lost two starters and the Spurs had an “unfair” advantage. No wonder the public holds us in the same regard as politicians and car salesmen.

Mountain man
A Sherpa guide named Apa has scaled Mount Everest for a record 17th time. An inspired Ricky Williams has announced he wants to become a Sherpa because he’ll be able to abide by the NFL drug policy and still get really high.