Noon, ESPN2

Wish they’d hurry up and get this damn thing over so we can move on to the Gerry Weber Open.

College football: Penn State vs. BYU

2 p.m., ESPN Classic

The 1989 Holiday Bowl shootout where Ty Detmer threw for 576 yards for the Cougars and Blair Thomas rushed for 186 yards for the Nittany Lions. Then they both should have gone into Canadian football.

Softball: NCAA Championship, Game 2

8 p.m., ESPN2

Tennessee is in the best-of-three championship series, somehow getting to this point without Pat Summit butchering “Rocky Top.”

MLB: Red Sox at A’s

10 p.m., NESN

Actual newsroom exchange recently between Oakland fan Nick Masuda and Boston fan Randy Whitehouse:

Masuda: At least my team wins more than once every 86 years.

Whitehouse: At least my team won’t be remembered for sticking needles in each other’s butts.

WNBA: Lynx at Mercury

10:30 p.m., ESPN2

The Lynx are off to an 0-7 start. I know I speak for a lot of people when I say I never saw that coming.

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