Miami meltdown

Now that they’ve acquired aging and breaking down QB Trent Green, the Miami Dolphins are looking to trade not quite as old but more broken down QB Daunte Culpepper. So Dolphins fans, remind me again why I or any other AFC East fan needs to take your team seriously.

Insert illegal use of hands joke here

Former NFL player Bob Buczkowski pleaded guilty to helping run a million-dollar prostitution ring with his girlfriend out of his parents’ suburban home. Tom Cruise will have to bulk up if he wants to play Buczkowski in the movie.

The Olympic ideal

According to a housing rights group, some 1.5 million Chinese have been forced from their homes during preparations for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Drug addiction, mental illness, unemployment cause homelessness…so now we can add water polo?

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