French Open men’s final

9 a.m., Channel 6

Federer-Nadal: The one tennis match to watch when you won’t be watching more than one.

Gold Cup Soccer: Trinidad and Tobago at U.S.

11 a.m., Fox Soccer Channel

Might be the worst mismatch since Marines vs. Grenada, but I’m not sure who’s who in that scenario.

NASCAR: Pocono 500

2 p.m., TNT

It’s the midseason network change, which means viewers won’t be forced to tolerate Darrell Waltrip’s unintentional, four-hour impersonation of Gomer Pyle channeling Rosco P. Coltrane.

PGA: St. Jude Championship

3 p.m., Channel 13

If the tournament raises one-tenth of the $6 million purse for kids with cancer, I’ll begrudgingly say it was a success.

MLB: Red Sox at Diamondbacks

4 p.m., NESN

Dice-K vs. Randy Johnson. The Mania vs. The Mullet. Mercenary present vs. mercenary past. Smart money’s on a slow-pitch softball score.

Women’s Golf: LPGA Championship

4 p.m., Golf Channel

Allegedly a “major,” on a network with all the reach of CSPAN3. Who negotiated this TV contract, Gary Bettman?

NBA: Cavaliers at Spurs, Game 2

9 p.m., Channel 8

Count me as one of the apologists for this series. Count me out after tonight if it’s 85-76 again.