NFL: 2006 New England Patriots Yearbook

1 p.m., ESPN2

Few things in sports are more disturbing than Reche Caldwell’s eyes in an NFL Films super slo-mo close-up.

NFL: 2006 New York Jets Yearbook

1:30 p.m., ESPN2

It’s entitled “Every Punch Matters”. No idea what that has to do with football. Must be one of those motivational techniques Mangini uses that the media thinks he learned from Belichick.

MLB: Orioles at Red Sox

7 p.m., NESN

Hearing it pronounced “Gag-nee” is already grating on the ears.

MLS: Wizards at Revolution

7 p.m., ESPN2

Guess the Revs are the next Boston team that needs to make a big-splash acquisition. It certainly isn’t going to be the Bruins.

MLB: Astros at Braves

7:30 p.m., TBS

Octavio Dotel is a throwback to those scatter-armed short relievers the Braves had back in the day, like Alejandro Pena and Mark Wohlers.

X Games: Skateboarding and Moto X

8 p.m., ESPN

If you’re over 35 and watch this, you’re either raising a teenager or have far too much time on your hands.