VIENNA — What do you call a show that has never happened before in the Vienna/Mount Vernon area? It can’t be called a variety or talent show; that would conjure up the annual show that has been performed for probably 20-plus years. This year’s show will be nothing like that.

It can’t be called a musical, although it will have lip syncing to music and a 14-person dancing chorus line. It can’t be called a play, but it will have a couple of skits, an original by the Dr. Shaw Library folks based loosely on a Seinfeld episode, and an audience participation, old-fashioned Meller Drammer.

It could be a comedy show, complete with a monologue by Hetty Pease, from Vienna Historical Society plays.

It will be an eclectic mix of sketches and skits by friends and neighbors, so it is being called the probably-once-only, not-necessarily-for-children, Vienna-Mount Vernon Community Review.

The show will be at 7 p.m. Saturday, March 5, at the Vienna Union Hall, 5 Mountain Road. Tickets will be $8 at the door; no advance sales. Overflow parking at the Baptist Church, Grange and Post Office with a short walk to the hall. Snow date, 3 p.m. Sunday, March 6.

Refreshments will be served. All proceeds benefit the Union Hall.

For more information, call 207-293-2362.