Where can I buy an army tank? A tank would make it much easier for me to navigate over the potholes on many of our streets, and I would find it useful to drag a deer out of the woods if I’m lucky during the hunting season. Plus, I wouldn’t need to buy a dog for personal protection.

Wait, tanks aren’t available to ordinary citizens?

Then why are military weapons like the AK-15 rifles for sale?

Are those assault rifles useful for hunting?

Can they be carried in a purse or in a belt for self protection?

Peter Zanoni, Mexico

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