Mrs. Perkins, bookmobiles and even the Army are among the defining elements in this columnist’s language-loving journey.

Much to the joy (or maybe the disappointment, you be the judge) of word wonks everywhere, some of the Trumps trial’s combatants even coined new words to describe one another.

‘Outside,’ ‘flies,’ ‘like,’ ‘Intercourse’ and other words that take us in the wrong direction for a righteous laugh.