Mark LaFlamme: Thoughts on staying warm and staying too warm and so much more.
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Dreaming of snowshoeing on the beaches of Greenland to the sound of pornographic poetry
Once we own Greenland, the family and I can finally have a little place by the water. Maybe plant some palm trees.
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Another co-worker sails away on the Ship of Theseus
Chris Williams was my closest work bud, and I suspect that all of you understand how important work buds are, since without them, we’d go mad from our daily toil, and that applies to all professions, Mark LaFlamme writes.
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Isn’t it obvious? It’s not real poetry unless it rhymes
Mark LaFlamme: Spurned lovers, unwanted Facebook guests and the hazards of a good education (meeting).
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Making the cop rounds ain’t what it used to be
The relationship between the media and police has become distant and robotic; like an arranged marriage that teeters on collapse, says Mark LaFlamme.
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The country seems to be in a fog, and that can’t be good
We owe it to civilization to keep kissing as many people as we can, writes Mark LaFlamme.
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Should residents expect downtown Lewiston gunfire to continue in 2025?
With so many rounds whizzing through downtown, it’s probably not a matter of IF some innocent soul gets gunned down, but rather a matter of WHEN.
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Droning on about nude models and wandering cows
Like some Maine State Troopers, Mark LaFlamme rounds up beefy news items.
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Mark LaFlamme is on the hunt for the New Jersey drone swarms
The government? Aliens? Or just holiday lights on a hill? Reports of drone armadas have traveled from New Jersey to Maine and I’ll find them even if I have to travel all the way to Durham.
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This forecast includes specific swear words
Mark LaFlamme bets Hugh Hefner didn’t have to put up with weird winter weather or snow — white, brown or otherwise.