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LEGO Afternoon offered in Paris

PARIS — The Paris Public Library will be holding a LEGO Afternoon for any children in the community who want to participate. This event will take place on Tuesday, July 16 at 2 p.m. at the Deering Memorial Community Center at 39 Main Street, south Paris. Those who attend will help build LEGO sets that, […]

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AARP seeks community service nominees

PORTLAND — AARP Maine is seeking nominations for its 2024 AARP Andrus Award for Community Service, which honors individuals 50 and over who share their experience, talent, and skills to enrich the lives of others in their community. The annual award is named after AARP’s founder, Dr. Ethel Percy Andrus, who founded AARP in 1958, […]

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What I’ve learned

One day as a man sat writing, a spider descended a thin strand of web and dangled just before him. “Excuse me,” said the man, “but you don’t belong in here. I’m afraid I will have to smash you between two shoes.” “Please don’t do that,” the spider replied. “Perhaps instead of giving me the […]

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Weekend at Bernie’s?

To the Editor: In the hilarious movie “Weekend at Bernie’s” two employees discovered someone was embezzling. It was their boss: Bernie. To keep them close, Bernie invited them to his wild weekend beach house party. As it started, Bernie died but people thought he was drunk, so to continue the fun, the two employees propped […]