NASCAR driver Michael Waltrip walked home without waiting for police after wrecking his road vehicle early Saturday morning. Waltrip said that he wasn’t drinking. Maybe he was afraid the cops would discover a mysterious fuel additive.

Mr. April

Alex Rodriguez is the first Yankee to hit six home runs in the first seven games of a season. If Carl Pavano and Darrell Rasner stay in the rotation, A-Rod won’t have to worry about going 2-for-24 in the last seven games of the year.