WHAT: Huge Lips Skinny Hips


WHERE IS IT: purplelabnyc.com

TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT? You’re going to love this one: Purple Lab NYC has come out with a lip gloss and an appetite suppressor in one, called Huge Lips Skinny Hips.

What does the trick? Meadow foam and lemon peel oil pump up the volume, and hoodia, derived from a wonder plant in Southwestern Africa, makes you not want that raw cookie dough.

I’ve taken hoodia pills before, with great results, so I figured this is a win-win. I have to admit the fact that I have it on psychologically affects me: I feel like I can skip the second slice of pizza because I’m wearing hoodia on my face!

A tingly numbing of the lips that happens seconds after application also helps turn you off to eating. Reminds me of an old trick I used to use – plain old mouthwash before indulging.

THE ONLY PROBLEM? You have to constantly reapply the lip gloss in order for the hoodia effect to really sink in.

LOVE: The color selection – including Kate Moss, a sexy rose; a bubble-gummy one cheekily called Kitty Poledancer (the nickname of the line’s creator who likes to exercise on sports poles); and No Panty Lines, plain, clear gloss (my fave).


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