Pause for the cause So, the Sun Journal has been live streaming a lot lately so you people can enjoy events from the comforts of your own Snuggies. They streamed all the press conferences related to the arson spree, they’ve streamed rallies in Kennedy Park, and on Wednesday they streamed the Lewiston Unites forum at […]
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Street talk: I’m too tired to write a headline
Someone needs to isolate human adrenaline, pour it into fancy little bottles and sell it over the counter. They could call it “A” and give it a nifty font. I’m thinking Honey Script. Get some sexy celebrity to promote the stuff and market it like those 5-hour Energy guys, only better. I have a whole […]
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Talk of the town
Stroking the ivories You may have heard by now that I’ve been taking piano lessons. This is correct. I’ve had but one lesson so far and yet I feel that I’m ready to perform live in Railroad Park. Please join me (by which I mean write checks in my name) for a rousing rendition of […]
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Street Talk: How a press conference works
Wow. Three press conferences over the course of one week. Or was it four? Yeah, I think it was four, which is even more amazing. Getting invited to four press conferences in a week is like having two birthdays, Christmas and a honeymoon in the span of seven days. If you know what I mean. […]
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Happy Mother’s Day. Don’t burn the house down.
Mother’s Day Have a happy one, you mothers. Without you, we’d never wash behind our ears. We’d be wearing filthy underwear and you never know when we might be in an accident. Without mothers, we’d pet strange dogs, not knowing where they had been, and we’d talk to strangers. We’d go swimming directly after lunch […]
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Street Talk: Lewiston erupts, right on schedule
During the first one, I was pacing around my backyard, trying to come up with that week’s column. I smelled smoke. I heard the insistent wail of firetrucks coming from all directions. A few minutes later, the streets and the social networks were alive with the news. For the second one, I got the direct […]
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Street Talk: The world needs dorks and here I am
I won’t lie to you. I sometimes scrounge for column ideas from the news headlines, both nationally and locally. Look hard enough and you can usually find a “Duck Saves Family from Fire” or “Scientists Report that Picking Nose May Lead to Longer Life.”And honestly, how can you not grab those tidbits by the handles […]
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Talk of the town: Believe it or not, Mark had issues
Is this thing on? So, on Wednesday I went off on my motorcycle as police were chasing an accused shoplifter in the woods behind Walmart. I have this spiffy new goggle camera that can record the action with the press of a button. The problem is when the action moves indoors. Technically, for the camera […]
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Street Talk: All the news that’s fit to print, probably
It’s Friday night. I’m trying to bang out a couple of stories; one about a stalled train, another about a crack bust at a local motel. Easy stuff. I could write it in my sleep. Except that at the same time, things were getting wild in Boston. The TV news people were telling me that […]
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Talk of the Town: On the lookout for chime thieves, white wolves and weird clouds
CLANG, DING, CLANG On Tuesday, a woman called police to report someone was stealing her wind chimes. That’s no easy feat, chime thievery. You might as well try swiping a steel drum full of ball bearings, it makes so much noise. And I know what I’m talking about, too, after the incident of ’97. Fortunately, […]