Hi there. How are you? I like your hair today. Do you like mine? Don’t answer those questions. I wasn’t talking to you. Sometimes I think I might be losing my mind. This will come as a shock to most of you. I know you’ve always considered me the very height of emotional and spiritual […]
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Talk of the town: Movie reviews and ice cold lemonade
TK-Ohhhzzz In Lewiston on an early Friday night, the dispatcher sent police to a disturbance wherein two people inside an apartment were fighting over who was the more intoxicated. If that had been available on Pay-per-view, I would’ve paid anything to see it. Punches thrown: 48. Punches landed: 0. The first one to fall asleep […]
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While Little Leaguers play, adults have their own game in the stands
The game was intense. The starting pitcher had trouble with command from the get-go and the results were nasty. There were wild pitches all over the place and the opposition ran with abandon. There were a lot of walks and a few hit batters. That translated into five or six unearned runs and so, come […]
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Talk of the town: I promised I wouldn’t cry
Bad to the bone Gun play Friday on Ash Street in Lewiston. I showed up on my dual sport just as a half-dozen cops were descending on the area. A crowd of onlookers was not far behind them, and one dude gave me the old head shake when I arrived. “Boy, you really got a […]
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Street Talk: The beast is back! As far as you know.
The beast is back and this time he’s hungry — so hungry, in fact, that he tried to eat a house. Forgive the drama. You know how I get when there’s a beast afoot. Let me calm myself and start from the beginning. The woman’s name is Kit and she lives in a nice house […]
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Talk of the Town: Please silence your children for the duration of this column
Marcy’s Diner People have been asking me all week where I stand on this breakfast brouhaha. I thought I was on the side of the restaurant owner. Then I read this lady’s screeching Facebook post in which she speaks of a 2-year-old like a dog in need of a kick. This is the kind of […]
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Street Talk: Grill a burger, play Whiffle ball, start a revolution
In a quiet neighborhood off Farwell Street in Lewiston, I witnessed the beginnings of revolution. It wasn’t a violent uprising with guns and bombs, screaming and bleeding — it was the soft kind. The good kind. They say in an age when self-sufficiency is discouraged, planting a single seed in your backyard is an act […]
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Talk of the Town: Get out of pork belly futures if you know what’s good for you
NYSE suspends trading Sometimes I like to walk around with my phone pressed to my ear and pretend that I’m engaged in some high pressure stock trading. “Get me out of pork rinds at once, Barney! I can’t take that kind of hit! And sell everything I’ve got in Spam futures, I don’t like the […]
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Street Talk: How to give up smoking even if you’re stupid
Contained within the Sun Journal photo archives are roughly 6,000 photos of yours truly taken over the course of the past 20 years. Here’s me brooding at a crime scene. Here I am getting my face painted (I was a kitten) at the Balloon Festival. Here’s me leaning against a post, sitting at my desk […]
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Talk of the town: Stepping on spent sparklers just for fun . . . again?
I hate waiting This is the message scrolled on the light signal box at Sabattus and Main streets in Lewiston, where the traffic lights can keep a dude captive for long minutes. This guy apparently had the time to jump out of his car, scribble his message and probably grab a cup of coffee at […]