In “Fatman,” Mel Gibson plays Santa Claus on steroids. He actually does say that he’s on steroids at one point, but I mean it as more of an attitude thing. This Santa spends the better part of his days drinking, smoking cigars, and working out – chopping firewood and beating the stuffing out of punching […]
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Backyard Reflections: For love of Balsam
Last week on a mild sunny day I tipped balsam greens for my wreaths. I breathed in the pungent fragrance with an enthusiasm that can only come from absence. For the last four years I have had to drive up to the mountains of New Mexico to find Colorado fir for greens (also a tree […]
Mahoosuc Bird Notes: Loons – Part 3
After reading the November 12 column, Ruth Blakney contacted me to let me know she had done a little more research into loon relocation. Ruth lives in Brooklyn, CT but has spent summers in western Maine since she was nine. Ruth did additional research on the Fall River, MA bird which was relocated from upstate […]
Education: Classic entertainment
School’s almost out. Holidays. Time to read for fun. Many entertaining classics suit both adults and adolescents, and lead readers into vast domains of literary entertainment. Herewith, some suggestions. Treasure Island. “Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest – Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.” Robert Louis Stevenson’s Jim, Flint, and Long John Silver remain […]
Movie Review: ‘Kajillionaire’
The characters at the heart of writer/director Miranda July’s “Kajillionaire” are not as interesting as July thinks they are, but they do raise an interesting question: how have these people managed to survive for so long when they are complete idiots? There are parallels between the downtrodden “Kajillionaire” family and the one from Bong Joon-ho’s […]
Energy Matters: Grid and bear it?
Some people are born scientists: when they were lying on the backseat of the station wagon on family trips, gazing up at the rhythmic rise and dip of the overhead wires, they wanted to know how they worked, what they were for, where they were going. Others are born to be English majors: they used […]
Mahoosuc Bird Notes: Common Merganser
One of the first ducks to arrive in the spring and the last to depart before ponds freeze, the Common Merganser, is our largest diving duck. The males have distinct, dark green heads which can appear black depending on light. Their scarlet-orange beaks are long, narrow and serrated. This helps them catch and hold their […]
Education: Why care?
If you read this column, of course you care about education. But let’s review our reasons; we need to do that occasionally. If you’ve got kids, there are many reasons to care about good schooling. Schools employ experts to teach all sorts of things that we can’t teach as well at home; pandemic has reminded […]
AFCI News
AFCI’s Handy Neighbor Program provides opportunities for student help with outdoor chores, following all COVID safety precautions. The students are eager – perhaps the need for Community Service credits helps! For adults 65 and over, project suggestions are: end -of-fall chores, trips to the dump, and later, shoveling. Call the AFCI request number and leave […]
Tree Talk: What happens to trees in the winter?
Trees dominate the landscape in the northeast region. The New England and New York region is the most heavily forested (by percentage of area) area in the country. Maine is first and New Hampshire is second. So, what do all those trees do in the winter? They freeze for one thing – or, partially […]