On the tube

Golf: British Open, third round

7 a.m., TNT; 9 a.m., Channel 8

Anyone who says they’ve never been glad to walk off a golf course probably hasn’t played the 18th at Carnoustie.

Beach Volleyball: Long Beach Open, Women’s final

4:30 p.m., Channel 6

Tennis players demand absolute silence while they’re playing but beach volleyballers don’t. Just found that interesting.

MLB: White Sox at Red Sox

3:30 p.m., FOX 23

The current definition of a rally in Boston — double, ground out, ground out, run scores, single, single, strikeout. 1 R, 2 H, 2 LOB.

CFL: Argonauts at Stampeders

7 p.m., NESN

Yeah, I know, it’s minor league football. But if you’re not watching a little bit to get a football fix before the college and NFL seasons start, then you’re not a football fan.

MLS: Chelsea at L.A. Galaxy

8:30 p.m., ESPN

Is Becks in or out? I couldn’t care less but apparently the rest of the country is on the edge of its collective seat.

Auto racing: NASCAR Busch Series 250

8:30 p.m., ESPN2

Merely a warm-up for the real 250.