Here at the Sun Journal, we get requests all the time from people who are interested in following around a reporter on his or her daily rounds. Job shadow, we call the concept. It’s a term we made up ourselves and which you can never use without our permission. And don’t think we won’t notice […]
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Talk of the town: Space lizards are coming to eat your eyes
If Gov. Christie visits Lewiston Watch for traffic problems on the Longley Bridge. My apologies To Bill Lepack, the Livermore hippie whose name I defiled by inserting a capital P into it. In some cultures, the capital P represents respect and admiration. Don’t ask me where those cultures are because they don’t exist. Anyway, I’m […]
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Street talk: Good news! Matilda is getting married!
Invariably, it works this way. It’s a random day in September and a lovely wife is opening the mail. Lovely wife: “Oh, look! My old friend from high school is getting married.” Husband: “How special. Say, do we have any Pringles?” Wife: “They’re having the ceremony on the seashore in May and the bridesmaids will […]
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Talk of the town: Dam you vile woman! And other important news
Person of interest The cause of a recent fire that destroyed a mobile home was described as the result of “human element” and investigators had developed a “person of interest” in the matter. Whenever you see this kind of ambiguous cop speak under my byline please know that every inch of my squishy reporter’s soul […]
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Street Talk: Life’s a beach: Kelp in your shorts and other summertime fun
I’m so excited, I might faint at any moment. Soon — not today, not tomorrow and probably not at all in the month of May — it’s going to be sunny and warm again. Not just warm: hot! The kind of hot where even your tongue is sweating and everywhere you turn, you find someone […]
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Talk of the town: OMG! Ice out on Lake Auburn! OMG! OMG!
An important note on ants You will see that I have nothing but admiration for ants, and would like to vacation someday in one of their many fine colonies. That said, though, it’s important for me to point out that I want absolutely nothing to do with their form of government (or governmANT, if you […]
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Talk of the town: Assassins! Plus weather stuff.
Loony eclipse When the time finally came, 2 a.m. EST Tuesday morning, I was so incensed that clouds had moved in to hide the eclipse of the moon, I swore at the sky until I lost my voice. It was as though Maine herself was saying to us all: “So, you had a rough winter […]
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Street Talk: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump
Hey, you. Got a truck, or access to a truck? Nope. Dude ain’t got no truck. What about you? Got a truck? A trailer? Cargo van? Nope. Nothing of the sort. Times are hard. So, I’m downtown asking questions again. It turns out there aren’t a lot of people out there who have access to […]
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Talk of the town: Piers Morgan! And a vulture.
Marriage fraud Has been the focus of several headlines lately and thank God this didn’t come into play 11 years ago when I took my own vows. Although. Now that I think of it, what I was accused of was more Honeymoon Fraud than anything else. Happens to all guys. Pine and Bates Mysteriously, the […]
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Street Talk: Eyes open for firebug in downtown Lewiston
Once again, the black stink of fire lies across Lewiston. Once again, media have come from all over. And on Thursday afternoon, they assembled like a flock of strange birds in front of a burned-out building, waiting for men of authority to provide some answers. “Chief, the residents are telling us that they feel very […]