Every now and then, I like to scroll through my Facebook feed to assess the mood of the people – the Zeitgeist, if you will, and I know you will. It used to be that to grasp the throbbing pulse of a community you had to actually get out among the people and talk to […]
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Talk of the town: Are you going to eat that?
Black Friday Ah, that special time of year where we give thanks for what we have one day, and go barreling into Walmart to fight strangers over electronics the next. The irony of that has always struck me. Thursday would have us believe that we’re content with food on the table and the companionship of […]
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Street Talk: Deck the halls with Buddy Holly
Hark, how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away, Christmas is here, da da, duh duh… I have a lovely singing voice. Please, no throwing of money or underpants. I bring my dulcetness up only because I’ve started to hear Christmas carols everywhere I go and, as always, Christmas carols […]
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Street Talk: At college campuses, it’s ‘The Crucible’ all over again
The world has gone nuts. There’s hardly anything more that needs to be said about it. The world is crazy, and it’s apparently out of our control now to bring it back. In Missouri, a group of students stomping their feet and screaming about phantom insults was enough to force a president and chancellor out […]
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How many kinds of things can we blame on zombies?
Coals? On Monday, the Kohl’s department store sign burned up after flames from a brush fire reached up to devour it. Nobody hurt and, thankfully, the discount racks were not damaged. The discount rack at Kohl’s is where you can find a truly stylish shirt that just happens to be three sizes larger than the […]
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Street Talk: The lost art of note-passing
Dear Reader. I like you, do you like me? Your eyes sparkle like diamonds and I think you’re neat. Don’t tell anybody, OK? OK. In Florida, a 9-year-old fourth-grader is in trouble — in BIG trouble, little mister — for passing a love letter to a classmate. Apparently the lovelorn lad wanted the girl to […]
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Talk of the town: Now with new blue diamonds!
Hornets! You know the seasons are messed up when it’s a week into November and you’re still running, sissy-like, from hornets. If anyone knows a sure fire way to get rid of the things, I’d love to hear it. Every time I give it serious contemplation, the only solution I come up with involves a […]
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Street Talk: In search of a new arch rival
I’ll never forget the day the bulb of garlic appeared in my mailbox, wrapped in its coffin-shaped box and topped off with a pair of wax fangs. This was the Brother Doug Taylor’s way of reminding me that he doesn’t celebrate Halloween and that I shouldn’t either. It was in many ways a political message, […]
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You won’t BELIEVE what I found in my trick-or-treat bag
Darkness there and nothing more Holy carp! Did I just hear that today is November? And just like that, all good things have come to a dismal end. Halloween is over, baseball is ALMOST over and the white tomb of winter yawns before us. You’ll forgive me if I eat all my Halloween candy in […]
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Why candidates for public office are more like carnival attractions
So you want to run for public office. Pound a few campaign signs into the ground, shake some hands, maybe get quoted in the paper a time or two. Sounds good, sir or madam. How hard can it be? My only question, having never thrown a hat into the political ring myself, is: Why would […]