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Bliss Thru Shopping: May the Fourth be with you, and make it a party

So, you’re a country. And it’s your birthday. Hypothetically. You’ll be a grand 238 years old next week. (And you don’t look a day over 29, by the way.) To celebrate, you want people to: A) Party a little. B) Party a lot. C) Party until the sky explodes in color. Shopping Siren’s pretty sure […]

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Bliss Thru Shopping: Must-do for mustaches

Last week, for the very first time, Mark LaFlamme basked in the presence of Ed Barrett’s mustache. It was, to quote, “glorious.” We are quoting LaFlamme here, not the ‘stache. Though if it could talk, the city administrator’s facial hair might order a lime rickey, comment on the weather and compliment the crime reporter on […]

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Bliss Thru Shopping: Good to be green

Exciting news: Trees now have leaves! Not every tree, granted. But enough trees with enough little buds to make Shopping Siren hope — nay, fervently believe — winter may actually be over (this being mid-May and all, it’s a reasonable expectation). So it is with green on the trees and optimism in my heart that […]

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Bliss Thru Shopping: Scent of a woman: lime breeze, mimosa essence make the cut

Bag Lady and Shopping Siren have never, ever wondered what Beyonce, Jessica Simpson or a single Kardashian smells like. And yet, facing a display of pretty bottles bearing liquids of various, vivid colors, it’s hard not to sniff. (Spoiler alert: The trio turn out to be mostly airy-sweet and more than a little alchoholy. Which […]

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Bliss Thru Shopping: No more slipping up.

Mr. Bag Lady took a nasty spill on a slab of dastardly, devious, snow-covered ice during a recent storm, ironically, while trekking out to retrieve Bag Lady’s snow-gripper slip-ons from her trunk. He winced for three weeks with a bruised tailbone. That’s love. It’s also, in hindsight, totally avoidable.* * Though no less chivalrous, sweetheart. […]