Talk of the Town: Please deliver all future Valentine’s Day cards to the handmade mailbox on the corner of the columnist’s desk covered with doily hearts.
Mark LaFlamme
Mark LaFlamme: Just more mid-February derangement
Talk of the Town: If you see me wandering along Lake Shore Drive …
Mark LaFlamme: Weird scenes inside the B Section
Street talk: When I went to work for the B Section, my editors at last had their chance to punish me for all the misbehaving I’d done from my relatively safe perch on the police beat.
Mark LaFlamme: I promise I won’t talk about Taylor Swift
Talk of the Town: One drama ends on TV (bad), but another made-for-TV drama continues at City Hall (good).
Mark LaFlamme: Lost souls from the golden age of characters in downtown Lewiston
Street talk: When Howard stopped to talk, it was a by-God event, because Howard was one of the friendliest fellows I’ve ever met.
Mark LaFlamme: It’s a blanket! With sleeves!
See, if the Snuggie was a piece of clothing, it would be taxed differently and then . . . oh never you mind. It’s really all about the fine leopard print.
When it comes to animal stories, you can’t always get what you want
Covering the plight of Ghost reminded me a lot of a different dog named Abby who, in 2016, was abandoned in the cold along Strawberry Avenue in Lewiston.
Mark LaFlamme: She said WHAT?
Talk of the town: Unexpected offers, busy signals, celebrity friend requests and a desire to watch the city council in action. Winter has truly set in.
Mark LaFlamme: Expensive McMuffins, the evils of Florida and other secrets revealed in mystery mail
Street Talk: Once you start reading one of this mystery man’s letters, it all starts to make sense, like one of those crazy photos with mystery image hidden behind the pixels.
Mark LaFlamme: Things I found at Marden’s but didn’t get and now I’m sad
Talk of the Town: It’s time for a government investigation into song lyrics that don’t quite rhyme. Mr. Marden, are you listening?