I know this has no bearing on you or your life. It’s just that I’ve been on vacation the past week and I have no idea what’s going on locally. Also, Mila Kunis has been asked to describe Ashton Kutcher’s manhood. If THIS has any bearing on you or your life, seek help. Pow! Got […]
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Talk of the town: Gargantuan toddlers invade!
Half in the bag A report came in earlier in the week of a man walking down East Avenue in Lewiston with a bag over his head. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, maybe the guy is simply ugly and self-conscious about his appearance. But no. This guy was walking around with a Ziploc […]
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Quit making me cross What’s with the people who insist on mashing those traffic control buttons at street crossings no matter how much traffic is on the road? I’ve seen people pressing those things with an air of grave impatience at 3 in the morning, like it was noon in Time Square. Jamming those buttons […]
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Pot holes We’re going to have a lot of them this spring, yes indeed. Imagine if they were actual holes full of pot? Boy, that would change the driving experience. But I’m just thinking aloud, now. Pine and Bates Word on the street is that Lewiston city leader types actually voted on whether to dismantle, […]