Talk of the Town: Your load of furniture would have arrived fine, Mrs. Harris, but I jumped when the lane departure alarm went off and . . .
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Mark LaFlamme: You won’t BELIEVE what I sat in this time . . .
Yes ma’am, I’m sorry, ma’am So they’re completely repaving Farwell Street in Lewiston and it’s just awesome. For one thing, this project features the most fearsome flag lady I’ve ever witnessed. She not only yells at stupid drivers, she makes them pull over and wait their turn. I swear, she’s just one bad day from […]
Mark LaFlamme: My vacation report, right down to the fungoid parts
Talk of the Town: Lots of camping equipment, but does Sierra have anything for removing mushrooms in tight places?
Mark LaFlamme: Who wears short shorts? Read on and find out!
Talk of the Town: I could wear my current wife’s culottes, but fuchsia doesn’t work with my skin tones.
Mark LaFlamme: Talk of the town: Wherefore art thou, Optimus Prime?
Moving a giant transformer across the Twin Cities? Psych! We’re not doing it!
Mark LaFlamme: Drinking coffee with Bigfoot and Josey Wales
Talk of the town: Publicly speaking, a job in the public wouldn’t be bad as long as I could avoid publicity and public humiliation. I’ll talk to my publicist.
Mark LaFlamme: Putting my best feet forward or something
Talk of the town: Have you ever pondered how people got by before Crocs were invented? I have.
Mark LaFlamme: Things that creep, crawl and ruin your dinner
Talk of the Town: It’s a bug’s life and I want no part of it. So why don’t I like winter more?
Mark LaFlamme: The Colisee is haunted and other breaking news
Talk of the town: Given the current situation with manliness, I’ll be Mothman over Butterflyman any day.
Mark LaFlamme: A column by Mark LaFlamme, PhD and possibly Esq.
Talk of the Town: Quicksand, massive flying venomous spiders and a college degree, oh my!