Mark LaFlamme: I was feeling really good about my two-mile snowshoe journey until I wasn’t.
talk of the town
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Enjoying winter with a song on my lips and my tongue on a flagpole
Talk of the Town: !!#$@! is what Mark LaFlamme has to say about this weather.
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Planning to do some last-minute Valentine’s Day shopping? It could be worse.
Mark LaFlamme: My relationship with my truck will be copacetic once I get this new exhaust system scotch-taped on.
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Getting a tooth crowned doesn’t make you the king of anything
Mark LaFlamme swears he didn’t act like a wimp at the dentist.
Posted inbPlus, Lewiston-Auburn, Maine, Mark LaFlamme
Thanks for reviving me. Now could you hand me a loaf of Dave’s Killer Bread?
Mark LaFlamme: Thoughts on staying warm and staying too warm and so much more.
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Dreaming of snowshoeing on the beaches of Greenland to the sound of pornographic poetry
Once we own Greenland, the family and I can finally have a little place by the water. Maybe plant some palm trees.
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Isn’t it obvious? It’s not real poetry unless it rhymes
Mark LaFlamme: Spurned lovers, unwanted Facebook guests and the hazards of a good education (meeting).
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The country seems to be in a fog, and that can’t be good
We owe it to civilization to keep kissing as many people as we can, writes Mark LaFlamme.
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Droning on about nude models and wandering cows
Like some Maine State Troopers, Mark LaFlamme rounds up beefy news items.
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This forecast includes specific swear words
Mark LaFlamme bets Hugh Hefner didn’t have to put up with weird winter weather or snow — white, brown or otherwise.