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PublishedJanuary 19, 2025
Dreaming of snowshoeing on the beaches of Greenland to the sound of pornographic poetry
Once we own Greenland, the family and I can finally have a little place by the water. Maybe plant some palm trees.
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PublishedJanuary 12, 2025
Isn’t it obvious? It’s not real poetry unless it rhymes
Mark LaFlamme: Spurned lovers, unwanted Facebook guests and the hazards of a good education (meeting).
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PublishedJanuary 5, 2025
The country seems to be in a fog, and that can’t be good
We owe it to civilization to keep kissing as many people as we can, writes Mark LaFlamme.
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PublishedDecember 22, 2024
Droning on about nude models and wandering cows
Like some Maine State Troopers, Mark LaFlamme rounds up beefy news items.
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PublishedDecember 15, 2024
This forecast includes specific swear words
Mark LaFlamme bets Hugh Hefner didn't have to put up with weird winter weather or snow — white, brown or otherwise.
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PublishedDecember 8, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Finish your curds or Krampus may pay you a visit
Talk of the Town: Ahh Thanksgiving. We all looked forward to my Aunt Clara's tomato aspic.
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PublishedDecember 1, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: The new office chair must be a Ouija board for the butt
Talk of the Town: Can office furniture affect your writing style or connect you to the dead?
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PublishedNovember 24, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Math lessons with Barbara Streisand and Mike Tyson
Talk of the town: When duty calls, you know where I'll be. Happy Jacks.
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PublishedNovember 17, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: Shrewd political analysis and something that looks like chop suey
Talk of the town: I'm not sure I'd offer any of you a free cup of tea.
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PublishedNovember 10, 2024
Mark LaFlamme: God help me if I ever need flea powder
Talk of the Town: Medicine or no medicine, I'll be watching my pees and Qs.
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